Category Archives: Learn to Write Erotica

Lying Ass Virgins. We Hate You And Everything You Stand For!

Fuckin‘ lies! We hate your lies. You and your fuckin‘ lies. Too much? I sorry, but wooo, please girl. Stop lying. You’re not really a virgin. Oh who am I to judge your vagina? I’ll tell you who I am, Missy.

Disclaimer: This post is part humor followed by advice.

I’m the woman who’s tired of having to listen to the sad tales of men who have believed your fables of virtue and purity to keep them out of your vag. Are you really a virgin or are you just someone trying to portray an image?

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Saying you are a virgin will hold him off for a time. It can get you a ring I’ve heard. There are levels to this shit, huh? But your virginity could be doing you a disservice in your quest for marriage, and finally the opportunity to even have one. After you’ve gone down the aisle and said the vows, it’s time to put out.

What to do? What is he going to say when your inexperience is showing and his ravaging desires are out of control all over you? Girlllll, you’d better be prepared.

I have some advice for the partner who does marry a virgin:

Train ‘em.

That’s the bad word in this post, train. What woman other than a doormat will allow a man to train her? Not even a male virgin would willingly go for that is what you might be saying. Perspectively, that’s the line you need to draw and set out to make it plain for your sweet, little virgin.

“Train them in the way they should go and they will never stray from it”. Isn’t that what grandma used to say? These old lines from wise women aren’t just for child raising, they are also good for freak making. How will they know how to suck it if you don’t train them?

Ohhhhh, yesssssss

 

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Don’t fear it, embrace it. Take control of your virginity and your virgin’s uncertainties. Your marriage is supposed to be forever. It will be like two if you have to suffer one day with a virgin who has not your guidance to do exactly what you like. Be gentle and kind. Be understanding and firm.

Give it your all and keep it wet.

Sit down on it and make it stay hard.

Go forth and train your virgin. If you won’t, hit the advice box at TheEroticistsAdvice@gmail.com to get answers from either me, La Drama Princess, or Mr. Drama. But appreciate me before you leave when you scroll to the next image and take these additional tips.

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Eat her down low. Roll into his face. Lose control. Stay down on her and show her that she can take more.

Take it all off and be his sexy dancer.

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Show him what you want him to do with your body. It’s just you and him. Make him happy and you will be too. Make it last forever when you become free, one orgasm at a time.

With each stroke it will only get easier. Go to him and do everything to him.

Bye now. Come back next week for a toy review.

LaDramaPrincess.com– where the hottest erotic fiction lives.

 

For Men, Swinging Is Only For Gay Sex

What you thought? I was one tracked with my mind on everything normal. I shake and I may pretend. I wouldn’t say I was a fake, but I keep much locked up inside of me. I share when I feel comfortable… Or a reason has come up. I don’t see a way around letting this one out, it’s not a big one, but I don’t see how I can avoid telling it. For me to lambast others, I have to expose myself.

I love gay male porn. There! I told it.

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Can we move on?

Wait, are you going to use this against me later when I tell you I am writing a book with an ongoing ménage à trois involving a swinging couple and their neighbor? That’s what happened to me twice the other day. No! I won’t stand for the accusations of sneaky gay scene, slipping into a straight story.shakingfist

Don’t go there.

I am doing developmental/content editing of my third book, “Swinging Submission: Deceit and Betrayal With a Mutltiple Partner Twist” (part of the prologue originally written in 2009, which is available in my first, Submit to The Dark Side). With Swinging, I am very careful in what I convey in this book. The lead is plus size and I want her to never be viewed as a weakling, body image hater. I never want her relationship with her husband to be seen as one of mistreatment on his part. I usually like to tease my readers as the story goes on. In this book, I maintain my style, but I am not on any sneak tip.

You didn’t know I am a super sneak? Ha! You haven’t seen a sneak until you’ve experienced my sneakiness.

A, which is what we call my love on this blog, keeps his guard up for the sneak, especially when there’s potential for me to make something out to be gay.

What!? Gay sex is too hot not to think about it often, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know when to turn the gay sex off in my head. I can! I do. I promise. Whaaa!

I didn’t write anything gay in this upcoming book, but I did ask for opinions, just for the scaredy cats. I asked A. He said it was too close to the gay to not be gay. He said to poll the audience. I did. I asked some peeps in a private group and some peeps in some private messages.

I hate them. I really do.

All they saw in what I typed was the gay factor. THERE WAS NO GAY. OMG! I wonder if it really is me, that’s the issue, my gay sex adoration, or is it some latent homophobia going on with these people.

No. It couldn’t ever be the latter. A isn’t homophobic. I’m sure about that.

Maybe swinging makes people skeptical of the lines of sexuality between men sharing pussy at the same time?

None of that? It’s just because I have a(nother) bad reputation and I just look like I will throw a gay scene in there on ya‘. Pow!

Watch out for that dick!

Last Night, I Tossed His Salad, Sucked Her Toes, And….

I boinked them both with their legs in the air.

Once upon a time, all of that up there happened. A couple of times I’ve tossed salad, sucked some toes, and put a man’s legs in the air while I rode him bronco style, but none of this happened at the same time. If I put all of this in a book and spread it out over many pages, would you like it? Would you love it? Would you want to fuck me because I wrote it? Yes, you would.

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Everyday in my life I run into someone who wants to have sex with me. It happens online and off. It happens in the grocery store. It happens at the post office. It happens at the coin laundry. It’s been happening for years now. I won’t go into detail about how far back in my lifetime my sexuality began to captivate people as I don’t think you would believe it.

Some of us have it and some of us don’t. Those who do, some us enter into the sex industry. The constant lust is hard to escape. Writing books about lots of sex does make an erotic author a sex peddler. I’m a low-level sex worker, but I am one nonetheless. I peddle words and visions. I don’t get dressed up in low cut tops baring my chest to write my books. I don’t wear fancy underwear that makes my ass look like two personal watermelons separated by a slingshot of lacy fabric. I‘m usually fully dressed with my hair pulled up in a bun, but if someone were to show up to my door to peddle me something, a vacuum we will say, they would most definitely be wanting to fuck me upon seeing my face. They always say it’s the eyes. Then it’s the tits. Then it’s the ass. Then it’s the mouth. Then it’s the lips. Then it’s the wit. Then it’s the thoughtfulness I have for them. Then it’s the hot temper. Then it’s the smarts. Then it finally ends up being the complete package.

My seuxality is a topic I don’t usually care to touch. When the word sexuality is used, most think in one lane of thought and that is what gender(s) I sleep with or which I prefer. Sexuality is much more broad than that and it’s because of my understanding of that fact that I am so apt at doing what I do. I see sex as only a gratification of the soul that one endures through their entire body that soars energy out of them back out into the universe electrified through their fingers and toes.

You like the way I got all metaphorical with that, don’t you.

Sex is the same everywhere. It’s true. I didn’t say that everyone on this earth is engaging in sex, but there is little difference in how we all think about it and that’s what I want to do for you when I write, put thoughts into your head. I want those thoughts to be so intense that you have to act them out or watch someone else do the do. I couldn’t do this so eloquently for you if people didn’t want to fuck me.

How good do you imagine the sex to be in a book if the author is someone no one wants to fuck? How does she know what people desire from others if she isn’t desired and pined over? How will she write a hot book if all she has is fantasies floating around in her head with no prior experience. If she doesn’t know what they say, how they say it, how they smell, how they look at her, when they are trying their best to get her to spread her legs for them? How will she write a book that is erotic?

All that I’ve written about over these years (it’s been about a decade, I suspect), the sex parts I know firsthand something about. You can take what you will from that, but don’t come to me for a question and answer session, unless you’re willing to pay.

I suggest you buy the books. There’s two out already. http://ladramaprincess.com 

La Drama Princess, The Author
La Drama Princess, The Author