No Hands, No Feet Masturbation. Meet The Autoblow 2

No girl to suck your dick? Your hand doesn’t have the motility for you to use it for a stroke? Sit your ass down, throw that dick on the table and slide the Autoblow 2 on that piece!

When I sat down to write this post, I originally went researching sex toys for people with disabilities (compared to this we won’t even get on that other lame shit I was going to post). Chiiiiiile, who knew I was going to stumble on this gem. I want to buy my man one of these just to see it work. For $89, you can’t beat a deal like this!

How do you get one as it’s not out yet? Donate to the Indiegogo campaign. When the product has been finished, yours will be shipped out to you.

The product was invented for people with disabilities such as amputations, nerve damage, etc. by Brian Sloan. It’s handsfree because it’s robotic.

From the little I know about male masturbator products, this one is 100 steps above them.  It’s not just a hole in a can as it works at multiple speeds and has an industrial motor so you know it has the power to squeeze that cock like some good, tight pussy, or mouth… or ass.  One more best thing about this toy, it doesn’t use batteries. None of that bullshit drama of dead batteries and the struggle to dig a pair out of the remote. Autoblow 2 plugs into a wall outlet.

Hot damn! If you feel like you could kiss the guy behind this, fuck that shit, and throw your money at him instead. Here ya go!

Autoblow 2 demo video, fundraiser/order page, and general, product greatness central. 

Won’t God do it? Why don’t you let him use you?

I stay being a “ain’t shit heifer”. Yet in my family this is what they would say. Don’t throw tomatoes at me. I’m just spreading the word.

All you busy bees, when a bright idea comes to mind, run with it. Bless this young man who is doing so much for those who can do much less for themselves.

Viva la sexual satisfaction for everyone!

Weeeeeee!