Women, If You Don’t Multi-Orgasm, You’re Inadequate

Twenty orgasms during one round with my partner is what we’ve always counted to before we gave up, yet there are women out here still only having one. Is there something wrong with you? Or me?

In my honest opinion, I don’t think there is wrong with either of us. I assume that every woman is multi-orgasmic when I do think of other women’s experiences. I think about it only how I am. Does that make me closed-minded? I don’t think so, but I just never thought that many women didn’t have more than one, at least two.

It had to be over a decade ago when I read a woman can be taught, trained, or learn how to have more than one. The one thing about me though is that I have orgasms doing other things besides actual sexual stimulation. When a reader wrote in about feeling the sensation of orgasm while peeing, I truly identified. When I take a plane ride, the ascension makes me tingly and wet. When I ride the big whirly rides at the state fair, I get great feeling down there. No shit I am wired a little differently overall. I have a few neurological oddities. Maybe that is what is the deal with me and my pussy.


I hear people talk about quality is better than quantity when it comes to multiple gushes. Hmmm, no. Not for me. My quality matches my quantity. I truly feel like I am dying during sex. I go to the edge of life just that often. But that shit feels gooooooooooood.

When a woman tells you that she only has one orgasm during lovemaking, do you feel that she is not trying hard enough? Is it that you feel she isn’t good in bed if she can’t cum more than once? Is this the female equivalent to the male penis size argument. Does 10 orgasms matter?


Am I truly a circus freak for having at least 20?

But isn’t it powerful, that feeling that what you’re doing to someone can make them react to the point that the involuntarily lose control of their body in such a nasty, but sweet way? It is. Men have said they like the multi-orgasmic women because they like that control. It’s a “bang on your chest” moment, I must say, and all I have is a detachable dick.


I don’t think I’ve always been multi-orgasmic. I will say in my early 20’s, maybe 19, I got to that point. I really do enjoy sex. Women who aren’t like me with all my O’s dont? I think that is a harsh judgement. I can’t remember what their lives are like honestly. I know I have always enjoyed my pussy. It feels good to have this one I have. That’s all I can really say about this situation.

Let the one orgasm having women be great. Most men can’t have but one either, and don’t even know they could be having more. So any men out there with a frown,  sit the fuck down complaining.


When I Look At Dirty Pics: 28 Seconds Until You Cum


Warmth… Saccharine on my tongue. Don’t move. I can feel it’s getting good, you’re about to cum.

Hold it. A thousand licks wrapped up in one. Butterfly wings I’ll make my tongue flick up and down. 24, 25, 26… I am going to make you cum.

Squirm. Shimmy. Wiggle. Twist, but I won’t move. Concentration so deep. 27, 28…


I can feel you cum.

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Inspired By The Pictures #1 Oh! Wax Me, Baby!

My hands grip my slick knees.

With your heavy palm you push my back into a hump down lower to the floor.

I press my toes into the rug.

The hot wax runs down the crease from the top of my lower spine deep into the crack…

All the way into the tight, curvy crease of my wet, sweet, thick, puddling, creamy, snatch…

And when it touches the tip, my clit is pricked enough by the hot wax, my clit so glazed too, my hips automatically sway from left to right.

Do it again.

Make me cum.

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Snot And Sex. Stop, Or Keep Going? Eew?

It’s hayfever season. You’re sneezing every 2 seconds. Sometimes there’s dripping. Sometimes there are green chunks. All in all, your nose is a nasty tunnel of mucus, but your pussy is hot and the only thing to make you feel better is to cum. You go to your man. He says, “I’ll give you some”.  You lie on your back on the bed. He climbs on top. The stroke is making your orgasm climb, then all of a sudden…






You sneeze and a giant green booger shoots out of your mouth (yes, mouth!) into his open mouth, with accompanying yellow and white germ missiles. Should he stop, or he hasn’t finished his job yet? You have yet to cum?

It’s moments like these when you realize what kind of freaky deak you are sleeping with. Mr. Drama screamed, “Hell Yes! Keep going. Remember that time you blew brown chunks out the other end and you couldn’t go on after you cleaned up? I wanted to.”



Just no. Boogeys in my mouth, and shit anywhere on my body, I’m stopping. Shit just got out hand.

As for the nasty bastard I have sex with, if the dick wasn’t so good and the stroke so deadly…

Funny, I have no problem doing this though.






Hold on. I gotta go cum.

No Hands, No Feet Masturbation. Meet The Autoblow 2

No girl to suck your dick? Your hand doesn’t have the motility for you to use it for a stroke? Sit your ass down, throw that dick on the table and slide the Autoblow 2 on that piece!


When I sat down to write this post, I originally went researching sex toys for people with disabilities (compared to this we won’t even get on that other lame shit I was going to post). Chiiiiiile, who knew I was going to stumble on this gem. I want to buy my man one of these just to see it work. For $89, you can’t beat a deal like this!

How do you get one as it’s not out yet? Donate to the Indiegogo campaign. When the product has been finished, yours will be shipped out to you.

The product was invented for people with disabilities such as amputations, nerve damage, etc. by Brian Sloan. It’s handsfree because it’s robotic.

From the little I know about male masturbator products, this one is 100 steps above them.  It’s not just a hole in a can as it works at multiple speeds and has an industrial motor so you know it has the power to squeeze that cock like some good, tight pussy, or mouth… or ass.  One more best thing about this toy, it doesn’t use batteries. None of that bullshit drama of dead batteries and the struggle to dig a pair out of the remote. Autoblow 2 plugs into a wall outlet.

Hot damn! If you feel like you could kiss the guy behind this, fuck that shit, and throw your money at him instead. Here ya go!

Autoblow 2 demo video, fundraiser/order page, and general, product greatness central. 

Won’t God do it? Why don’t you let him use you?

 I stay being a "ain't shit heifer". Yet in my family this is what they would say. Don't throw tomatoes at me. I'm just spreading the word.
I stay being aain’t shit heifer”. Yet in my family this is what they would say. Don’t throw tomatoes at me. I’m just spreading the word.

All you busy bees, when a bright idea comes to mind, run with it. Bless this young man who is doing so much for those who can do much less for themselves.

Viva la sexual satisfaction for everyone!



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